Kennedy Sebastian

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the completely heterosexual life partner, roommate, and coworker of Clark Newman, American Celebrity.

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History
Kennedy Sebastian dropped out of middle school to fulfill his dreams of being an international criminal and terrorist. Thomas Smithgerald let him join his gang, and Kennedy traveled far and wide with Smithgerald.

He didn't become involved in the celebrity business until the famed Incident Smithgerald v Kendrick case of WWII. Rob Kendrick had sued Thomas Smithgerald, his boss, for extortion, and they took it to court. But they couldn't find enough lawyers, and eventually Kendrick decided to be his own attorney, leaving Kennedy to defend Smithgerald in court.

While Kennedy and Rob were waiting for the trial, the two came to the realization that they were both unqualified, and agreed to fight to the death. But Rob disappeared the day before the fight, which made Thomas very mad. He left Kennedy on the street to fend for himself, and Kennedy decided that maybe he was not in a good place.

He eventually found himself at the mercy of Clark Newman, American Celebrity. Clark offered him a job as his assistant, but he declined, and wanted to become a celebrity like Clark. Not just an assistant. When he found out that Clark was leaving America for a month to visit his family members in his hometown, Hell, he snuck into Clark's apartment and impersonated Clark. After purchasing some blonde hairspray and several bright pink ties, he was ready to work. For two whole months, he managed to impersonate the celebrity and ended up reuniting with Robert "Rob" Kendrick. He was just about to turn his life around, when one night, at the bar, Clark returned.

Clark was furious with Kennedy, and the two ended up fighting. After Clark was about to choke Kennedy, Kennedy eventually begged for mercy. After spending two more weeks in Clark's basement to "reconsider his life decisions", he got into the business of being an American Celebrity alongside Clark.